{"id":136,"date":"2026-06-03T01:56:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-03T01:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobboydpoems.com\/?p=136"},"modified":"2026-06-03T01:56:00","modified_gmt":"2026-06-03T01:56:00","slug":"guy-with-a-lifesize-doll-as-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/2026\/06\/03\/guy-with-a-lifesize-doll-as-his-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Guy With a Lifesize Doll as His Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a guy in a documentary who had a lifesize doll as his wife<br \/>\nhe treated her like a real wife and seemed quite happy<br \/>\nand I can sort of see some of the benefits he had<br \/>\nno arguments no cheating no divorce no toilet seat hassles<\/p>\n<p>Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a guy in a documentary who had a lifesize doll as his wife he treated her like a real wife and seemed quite happy and I can sort of see some of the benefits he had no arguments no cheating no divorce no toilet seat hassles Bob Boyd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poemsbybobboyd.com\/poems\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}