Just heard of a cryptid named goatman
in the woods of Maryland,
seems to be no end to these unusual
creatures.
Head of a goat, body of a man who
came up with this, perhaps it was a
satyr come to life?
Some think it was a scientific experiment
gone wrong, some think it might have
been a vengeful goat farmer.
I don’t get the vengeful goat farmer.
Do they think he somehow morphed
into a hybrid goat?
Imagine if all these cryptids were real.
Alien teenagers having laughs sending
interdimensional creations into our
dimension just to mess with us.

Bob Boyd