I found out today there’s a bear
that hunts humans.

At first I was thinking maybe it’s
the ferocious black bear.

The kind of bear you’re not
supposed to play dead with

if they’re about to attack you,
unlike with the brown bear.

But lo and behold, the bear
that hunts humans is the

900 to 1,600 lb polar bear.
The size alone is scary, and

thank God they’re living
far away in the Arctic regions.

Bob Boyd