When he first fell in love with her, he told her he loved her
so much that he would die for her.
Little did he know that was prophetic.
He had a great pizza restaurant he called Gino’s Pizzeria.
People liked his pizza so much that he made a lot
of money with his special Italian pizza recipe.
He opened ten more pizzerias and got rich.
But all those pizzerias required so much of his time
that his wife got lonely being by herself too much.
And eventually she got a lover that kept asking her
to divorce her pizzeria husband.
But she came up with a better idea related to the
her husband’s million dollar insurance policy
with her as the sole beneficiary.
She lied to her lover, an ex con laborer, said her
husband beat her up all the time.
The ex con laborer murdered her husband, buried his
body at a construction site where a concrete
foundation was going to be poured the next day.
And her husband’s declaration that he would die
for her became more true than he had ever imagined.

Bob Boyd