A guru in India to make a point to a man with LSD
asked him to give him a triple doze of the hallucinogenic
the potent dose of LSD had no effect on him
his enlightenment was far beyond any psychedelics

Bob Boyd

She walks into the dog pound
the dogs begin to growl
they feel the evil in her
and know she eats dog meat

Bob Boyd

She was born with a perfect body
she never thought it was temporary
until age began to slowly ravage it
now only eroding bones in a grave

Bob Boyd

The Justice of the Peace couldn’t believe it
at first he refused to marry them on principle
until the groom paid him much more money
and the robot male and robot female said I do

Bob Boyd

Elongated skulls were unearthed in Peru
one hundred years ago
some think they might be extraterrestrial
but nobody knows for sure

Bob Boyd

In his teenage years he was trouble
kicked out of school many times
at age 21 he had a spiritual awakening
and became a monk in India

Bob Boyd

He’s an old man in hospice dying
a few minutes before he dies
he sees his deceased wife
waiting for him in the afterlife

Bob Boyd